Allen Kagina

Allen Kagina

Monday

Christmas is almost upon us. I have asked my secretary to send out invites to my staunch mulokole friends – Janet M7, Patience Rwabogo and Sarah Ntiro amongst others. I wonder if I should send Jennifer Musisi an invite too for I am not too sure is she is a firm believer like the rest of us are

Tuesday

I wonder when Julia Sebutinde will be in town for the holidays. There is a silky black number that I saw on a web site. What was it again? Ah, Victoria’s Secret’s. I thought I should get one of them and watch Mr. Kagina go wild  

Wednesday

I got my pay cheque today and there is something amiss. Somebody in accounts has decided to deduct 6k. When I asked the chick in accounts, she told me it was for the Marie biscuits I had asked the office messenger to buy but had not refunded him his dime. But really, Office Messenger is funny to make a fuss over a mere 6k  

Thursday

I have to start planning for Christmas. Should we stay in Kampala or head out to kyalo? But the thing about going to kyalo, the whole village will turn up and they will expect to be fed and given drinks. It actually might be a good idea as I will be able to nab the people who evade taxes

Friday

What is Club Silk? I got an invitation to attend TFI Night. TFI Night, what is that? I asked my PA and she tells me they play techno on the night. I don’t even know what techno is. Are they a gospel choir?

Saturday

I went downtown today and the cops thought I was pulling an Erias Lukwago and Kizza Besigye stunt. They threatened to arrest me so I assured them that if they dared touched my bosom, I will have them for breakfast

Sunday

Went to Patience Rwabogo’s church and boy, when she takes to the pulpit, she can jazz! Her sermon went on for ages that I fell asleep. I think I should tell her to observe time and to keep her sermons down to half-an-hour and not an hour-and-a-half as she did today