Winnie Byanyima

Monday

Kizza Besigye has sent me an e-mail yet again. He needs sh18m to pay his legal bills. Does that man think that I am in New York and working with the UN to pay his legal bills? I really don’t think that he is being serious!
Tuesday
Besigye is on CNN yet again. This time he has some cloth wrapped around his face. I think it has something to do with the tear gas. But really, why can’t he grow up and come to his senses. He can’t spend weeks on end getting beaten up by the police
Wednesday

Anslem today asked me if his father was a thief because he had seen him being beaten up by the police on TV. He told me that the police only beat up thieves and wrong people. I think I will have to put a parental lock on all news stations so my boy won’t be affected
Thursday
Besigye has sent me yet another e-mail asking for dime. I didn’t bother opening it up and merely hit the delete button. I have got better things to do with my dime. Tonight I am going on a girls’ night out and want to be focused instead of thinking about Besigye
Friday
I am paying. We went to The Irish Village where we spent the night shooting tequilas. Lucky for me, Besigye is not around to see me in this state otherwise, he would have made noise. I also decided to cut work. Sometimes I miss Uganda and I miss the times I used to be on Capital Gang. That reminds me, I must give Charles Onyango-Obo a call today
Saturday

I have taken time out to do some souls searching. I am beginning to think that I should have done things differently. Perhaps if I had played ball with M7, by now, I would have been Prime Minister instead of Amama Mbabazi. What has Besigye done for me? Nothing except tear gas and beatings at the hands of the police
Sunday

I think Besigye is tired of me not responding to his e-mails for he has sent me a txt. He told me that on Saturday the police roughed him up again and that he sustained a small cut on his finger. Really! Anyway I responded and told him to go to the clinic, if not, he should put some iodine on it. But he is a doctor so why is he asking me?