President Museveni

President Museveni

Monday

What am I supposed to do about Amama Mbabazi? Last week, the Daily Mail, a British newspaper, wrote a story about him and that how donor money had ended up in his bank account. If the story is true, should I ask him to resign, pay back the dime or simply haul him off to Luzira the way it was with Gilbert, Jim and Mike?

Tuesday

Some investor has called me to go an open up yet another factory. Do you know how bored I get at these launches and openings? There are many other people who can open up factories. For example, what does Kabaka Mutebi do with his time? 

Wednesday

I have resolved to stop going to weddings because they are becoming expensive. Do you know that every couple expects me to give them a brown envelop as entandikwa? When I married my Janet, there was nobody to give us a brown envelope. We had to struggle but today, people want things for free

Thursday

I thought of taking a trip to Rwakitura but have decided to go to Gulu instead. Just as we were about to leave, I got a call from Kololo airstrip that the chopper had some problems and now I am going to have to go by road. I think it is a good idea for I get to see the people on the ground who give me the truth unlike the people around me who don’t tell me everything

Friday

Every time I go to Gulu I see something new. That Nobert Mao chap must be doing something good. The only problem is that he can be stubborn and has a habit of making some utterances which are not well researched

Saturday

I have flushed the wedding. Today I am going to take it easy. After a spell in the gym I am going to sit down and watch real informative programmes on Discovery Channel unlike that trashy show on NTV – what is it? Beautiful but unlucky? Hmm

Sunday

It is tough being president. I wanted to have a lie-in today but the phone rang. It appears that of my minsters has been a naughty boy. Can’t people behave for once?