Bobi Wine

Bobbi Wine

Monday

I am the Ghetto President and in the Ghetto Republic, I am president for life. I don’t have the problems M7 has with the opposition making a nuisance of themselves. I am supreme and I rule with an iron fist

Tuesday

I do have some problems but not within the Ghetto Republic. The problems come from other so called leaders – Bebe Cool and Chameleon. Those lumpens amuse me. The command no respect and they can’t even sing 

Wednesday

I was at Kololo airstrip for the Independence Day celebrations in my capacity as a president, and those PGB goons decided to bounce me. Why didn’t they bounce Paul Kageme or Mwai Kibaki? When the Ghetto Republic celebrates its Ganja anniversary party next week just watch how we bounce M7 and his PGB  

Thursday

What on earth is wrong with Barbie? Since we got married she has become a nag. Worse still in all the years that she has been with me, she can’t even roll up a ganja joint! I think I am going to send her back to the kyalo for a while     

Friday

If having to handle Barbie and her tantrums is not time consuming, there is another woman who is on my case. Just who on earth does that Jennifer Musisi woman think she is? She should stick to making Kampala City a better place to live and leave my music and I alone

Saturday

Now look at this Bebe Cool fellow. He turned up in a bar in Zana saying he had not been paid for a performance. I threw 10k at him and told him to go buy Zuena a new pair of knickers and that was it. A fight then broke out

Sunday

I gave Bebe such a thumping. I even managed to bite off one of his dreadlocks. That should teach him a lesson! Hmm, I wonder if he used the 10k I threw at him to buy Zuena knickers or he bought ganja instead