Kizza Besigye

Kizza Besigye

Monday

It has been a while since I heard from Winnie. I have sent her numerous e-mails, tweeted her and even skyped but only to get a bleak response. One of her friends hinted that she is vexed with me because I am always fighting with the police in the streets and I am in and out of CPS

Tuesday

I have to go to Woolworths today to buy some new underwear because the police have torn the last six that Winnie sent me from the States. I told the police at the gate but they would not let me out so for the next few days I will have to do without 

Wednesday

Erias Lukwago called me last night and suggested we go downtown and cause some mayhem. It is a good idea but the issue is that I have curfew  

Thursday

I borrowed the house-ee’s bra, knickers and gomesi and scaled the back wall of the house and slithered into the yam plantation and guess what, I got away with it! Remember when I escaped from my house in Luzira some years ago? The police must have looked real stupid when they learned I was in Namirembe     

Friday

Security at my house has been doubled that I now reckon that after my old friend M7, I am the next heavily guarded person in Uganda

Saturday

While I was tending to my yams, I found a policeman doing pupu! Can you imagine that the policeman didn’t even have toilet tissue and was using banana leaves!

Sunday

While doing the house cleaning, I found the little black sexy number that Winnie used to wear to fire me up in bed! Oh my Winnie can really do things to me when the lights are out