Rebecca Kadaga

Rebecca Kadaga

Monday

I was visiting a school in Kamuli and the kids were not very impressed with me. One kid stood up and said: “Is it true you wear a wig in parliament because you are bald?” What a cheek!

Tuesday

I left work early to go to the salon and have my hair done for the Independence Day celebrations at Kololo. But what was the point seeing that I will have to wear the parliamentary wig. Anyway, not to worry for Ruth who does my hair gave the wig a reddish tint. That should make me look funky 

Wednesday

Yesterday M7 jazzed at Kololo! He went on and on and on – oba what was he rambling on about? I really wanted to be elsewhere – at home watching ‘Keeping up with the Kardashians’ but you know protocol, you can only leave after M7 has left   

Thursday

OMG! There is a picture of me in Bukedde as if asleep! To be honest Kololo is a bore. All you get is mineral water so no wonder I fell asleep. I packed some nsenene as a snack but Edward Ssekandi assured me that if I did not share with him he would report me to M7.  

Friday

Thank God it’s Friday! I am going to toss the wig away practice my dance moves from my days at Namasagali, put on some hot jeans and hit tawo. My aide called up Charlie Lubega and I got some free tickets to go to Guvnor. I tried to call up girlfriend - Mrs. M7 to ask if she wanted to come along but her phone was off  

Saturday

Eh, today is for full paying! What did I drink last night?! No more Gins for me

Sunday

Nothing much happened today. I lazed about at home in an oversized Kimbo t-shirt, did some cleaning and washed the wig in preparation for Monday